Islamic Flies

flies, they are annoying little creatures that eat at the dead skin on your flesh, the garbage in you can, the crap on your lawn, the candy that has melted into your vehicles upholstery. No matter where you are, they tend to follow us around like stink follows your waste to the depths of hell and beyond. unless you decide to move to the North or South pole, you will never escape the ravage beasts, never. The best one can do is to grab a fly swatter, and take up the are of fly fencing, or become a crack shot with blow darts, as in the Disney movie jungle to Jungle. but for us here in the Middle Eastern deserts, we have it worst. For the flies here are like none other on the planet. See here, we have Islamic flies. They pray to Allah, and they feed on human flesh. These flies have the ability to fly faster, bite harder, and stay alive better then any other fly I know of. They wear their turbines proudly, as they make suicide bombing runs towards your scalp...yet they do not die...they live. Even if you manage to wack one, they come back. see, the flies don't have the 40 virgins awaiting them in the after life, no. Theirs is a much lesser a prize....40 heaping cans of garbage.....and when you take into retrospect the size of a fly....those cans will last darn near an eternity. what we need here, are USA Dragon Fly bombers to come in a devour our foes......because I cant take much more of these red bite marks cause by the little pestilence.
I retrack my statement I made before. I deleted it due to a good friends words....he is a wiser man than I in many ways. Some should listen more to what he has to say. Besides, who the heck do you think he is.